"Bitch Bait!"
"That's right"

















"Dick, can I get your help in the kitchen?"
"Claire, have you ever considered that perhaps emasculation of the male ego is the first rock in a rocky relationship?"

















"Why must we wear these earthy colored sweaters?"
"Because we are weak worthless wimps"






















"This is the first time in weeks that I've been able to smile"
"Come sweetheart let's get obliterated"

















"You do know what that sweater does to me don't you?"
"I want that silver jacket"

















"You know what that reminds me of?"
"What this?"
"John, how long have you, Becky, Claire and I been friends?"
"Um..like 4 years?"
"And out of how many of those years do you think I've been in love with you?"

















"Pulling a train, Dick?"
"You are a dirty little slut"
"You sweet talker, you"
"I read the other day that the Sanskrit name for the 4th Chakra:Anahata meaning "stillness" implies that underneath our fractured pain our whole self exists intact






















"Somedays you can see forever"
"Somedays I can't get out of bed"
"This portable radio is swell"

















"God is evil or indifferent to human suffering"
"Why must you start so goddamn early with this shit?"
"When are cocktails served?"

















"You are a fucking idiot, you know that?"
"Why because I like to have fun?"
"No, because you mistake joviality and levity for substance and worth"

















"You look so hot with those glasses"
"Claire, you're barking up the wrong fence post"
"What's that supposed to mean?"

















"These cocktails taste like shit, Becky"
"Fuck off Dick, you should make them next time"
"Now guys, we had a wonderful time last night didn't we? Let's focus on fun!"